Chop off his hand...
While I was moving out of Ian's some hemorrhoid-gobbling fuckpole stole both my brand new Marmot sleeping bag and my new Arc'teryx jacket. Right off my porch while I was ten feet away. I don't know how the motherfucker did it, but If I see the motherfucker I'm going to cut out his heart and pawn it down the street for a dime piece After I run his ass over with my car, strip him naked, flay off his skin with a cheese plane, shove his testicles into vinegar and pickle them. take them on tour with a carnival , end up selling them to a toothless chinese herbalist for baboon birth control & keep his head in the freezer so I can get necroperverts to skullfuck him for a nickel a pop.
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